Kiss Rufus
How to Kiss Rufus
Kiss him for your own good. Any place! Kissing Rufus is an activity for all settings. Any time! We encourage you to do so as frequently as possible. All you need do is submit the proper vaccination records and then proceed accordingly.
Catch that Rufus
The sweet sweet flavor of his loving smooch wouldn't be worth it without a journey. If you want to kiss him, you have to catch him.
Of course, there are a few select locations and venues which our revered leader is known to visit. We would be remiss to not point you in the direction of your local Stater Brothers. Simply go into the Stater's bathroom and say Rufus three times. He'll be there.
If Your Lips Are Ready
Care to partake of his loving gift? You'll be glad to hear that we preach it on a hellsite to which we are clinically addicted. Give us a follow for the play-by-play of kissing Rufus to cope.